INSTALLMENT #67B    MY LIFE IS AN ENDLESS BLOOPER

i\'m going to write this out very quickly because the last time I tried to vlog I was kicked off line and I lost this really cool thing I wrote.

So then I sat there and steamed about it for a few minutes and decided I would try to remember what I said. Some of it came back to me, but for the most part I sat there muttering to myself about how I said it so much cooler the first time.  As I went on through my second try, the first try kept improving exponentially in my mind until I got to the end of the blog.  By that time I had become Mark Twain.  Anyway, that\'s why I\'m writing so quickly, I just hope you\'re not a slow reader.

I don\'t even remember what I was sitting down to blog about. I know, I can hear you saying, "well then it mustn\'t have been that important huh?"  I love it when people say that whenever I forget something.  Oh well, at least I wasted a few moments of your life, when you could have been doing something important ,like sitting down.  That\'ll teach you to read a jock\'s blog. 

jason

Today was the first day that I decided to eat healthy. I weighed myself a couple days ago and I now tip the scale at 204. This is unacceptable.

I'm heavier now than I've ever weighed in my life. So this morning I decided to ingest nothing but heathly. So I had a can of Healthy Choice Completely Flavor Free Vegetable Soup for lunch and a pack of salmon. I got to the last miserable bite and I was still starving. My body seemed to be saying, "Who are you trying to fool with this crap?" Gnaw....Gnaw Gnaw....So then I dug into my back up plan- a can of green beans.  That was an hour ago and I could eat a piece of linoleum right now I'm so hungry. In fact...with a little cheese sauce....

So then at about 9:30 Satans' helper, Nick Bell walks into the studio holding an open box of Tim Horton's doughnuts.....saying.."they're still warm..." I actually turned them down.  I'm thinking 204 isn't so bad. This is going to be tough.

jason

Attention musicians!

Bands are invited to enter a battle of the bands in Auburn. 16 bands will be selected to compete for cash, musical instruments and the title

of "the Auburn Rock- King"

WHERE: AUBURN FESTIVAL GROUNDS (US 10 AND 9 MILE ROADS)

WHEN: WEDNESDAY JULY 16TH. NOON TO 10PM.

To be considered for the constest send your information with Pictures, demo tape or CD to:

GREG KIMBRUE C/O 

KINGFISH RESTARAUNT 1019 N. WATER STREET , BAY CITY MI 48708. INFO MUST BE RECIEVED BY JUNE 27TH.

THESE ARE 10 THINGS YOU CAN DO THAT EXPERTS SAY OVER THE COURSE OF A YEAR, WILL SAVE YOU A MONTH'S WORTH OF GASOLINE!!

1-NO AIR CONDITIONING. (SORRY)

2- GET A TUNE UP

3- FRONT END ALIGNMENT.

4- HAVE YOUR TIRES ROTATED.(DON'T THEY ROTATE ALL THE TIME?)

5- NO JUNK IN THE TRUNK (YOUR CAR THAT IS)

6- PROPERLY INFLATED TIRES.

7-AVOID TRAFFIC JAMS BY LEAVING LATER OR EARLIER.

8- GET ON A GAS DISCOUNT PROGRAM WHERE YOU BUY GROCERIES OR GAS.

9- PARK IN THE SHADE. THE SUN'S HEAT EVAPORATES GAS IN YOUR TANK! (WHO KNEW?)

10- AVOID QUICK TAKE OFFS.

GOOD LUCK SAVING GAS.

In addition to playing a whole lot of music in the morning is to talk about things that I hope you'll find useful and maybe a little entertaining.

Sometimes it's difficult to know what you want to hear about. This is because in the morning, It's mostly a one way conversation right? Unless you're yelling at your radio, "shut up and play Bon Jovi!!" Still, I'd like to know what you want to hear about. I'd like you to be involved in the process, because, you're after all why I get up in the morning and come in to be here. Now, I'm going to assume you want to hear about the roads and if there's an accident you should know about that will affect your drive to work, but aside from that sort of thing, what do you like?

Do you find it interesting when there's a new study that says chocolate increases your I.Q (don't I wish) Or maybe you want to hear more about community events going on that you can do with your family. Let me know!  Do you have an uncle who does a killer Bush impression? Your morning Joe wants to hear about it! It's your show, let me know what you want. Your input is welcome.

feel free to e-mail me at    jason@973joefm.com